Ships are evil

lamefun · Post by **lamefun** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:23 am UTC

Float on water, that's unnatural, unnatural things attract evil spirits that possess ships and make them evil.

Swimming under water is natural, so ships must be replaced by submarines.

Post by **Asvarox** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:12 pm UTC

So do lilies, ducks also kinda float on water, those creatures of evil darkness.

lamefun · Post by **lamefun** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:38 pm UTC

Oh, forgot about them. False alarm, ships are safe.

seana11 · Post by **seana11** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:10 pm UTC

Asvarox wrote:
So do lilies, ducks also kinda float on water, those creatures of evil darkness.

And jellyfish.